Long hair says , " I'm hot because ..."

1. I'm more sensuous to look at .
2. I sway and move .
   
3. I reflect light .
   
4. I trap scents e.g perfume better . I smell hotter !
5. I'm the ultimate symbol of feminity !
6. I save money on hair cuts .
7. I can be straightened , curled and styled .
8. I can be tied up to be neat and tidy .
   

But Short hair says , " You suck because ..."

1. More precious time is wasted on washing , straightening , curling and styling you .
   
2. You irritate and heat up the skin on the neck .
3. Sometimes , you get in the way . Damn disturbing ! Especially when it gets into your mouth when you are eating .
   
4. You tie knots to yourself and consequently tangle up .
   
5. You use more shampoo , more conditioner , more hair scrunchies . More MONEY !
6. You are dangerous . Remember the Genting Spaceshot rumour? It is possible .
   
7. You attract weirdos with long hair fetish !!
8. You are hard to manage !
   
9. You shed a LOT . Everywhere ! Especially in Bathrooms till you clog the drains.
   
10. You are more prone to split ends .
    
11. You are heavy .
    

Long hair says , " Well , you suck too ... "

1. You have only limited styles . No pony tail . No braids . No buns .
2. You don't look sensuous .
3. You don't reflect light .
   
4. You need frequent hair cuts .
5. You don't smell as good .
   
6. You don't have my good sways and moves .
7. You are less feminine .
   

Short hair laughs out loud , " Wahahaha ... I'm so much better ! "

1. I'm easy to manage .
2. I'm not a pain in the ass . I don't get into mouths .
   
3. I save time . I dry faster . I clean faster . No time is wasted on styling .
   
4. I keep the neck cool and itch-free .
5. I save money . Less shampoo , conditioners and moisturisers or wax used .
   
6. I don't tangle up as much as you do .
   
7. I don't shed and clog up bathroom drains .
   
8. I may not be sensous but I'm funky , bubbly and as head-turning . There are heaps of cute hairstyles .
   
9. I'm less prone to split ends .
   
10. I'm lighter on the head .
    

And so , Short Hair won the intense battle with more pros and less cons . Whereas long hair lost like how Malaysia lost to Chelsea .

I had my haircut today !!!

Still feel very awkward looking at it . Need more time to get used to it .

My head feels super light now . And it doesn't shed as much as long hair does . ( Yes , its true !! No need to go to Yun Nam Hair Care Centre )

Feel a bit shy to put up the photo . All I can say is , I look ... different .

Something like Cleopatra's hair do . But without the super horizontal fringe .


Plus , want my photo , got to pay !! :P

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