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Long Hair Vs Short Hair

Date: Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Time: 8:56 PM

Long hair says , " I'm hot because ..."
  1. I'm more sensuous to look at .
  2. I sway and move .
  3. I reflect light .
  4. I trap scents e.g perfume better . I smell hotter !
  5. I'm the ultimate symbol of feminity !
  6. I save money on hair cuts .
  7. I can be straightened , curled and styled .
  8. I can be tied up to be neat and tidy .
But Short hair says , " You suck because ..."
  1. More precious time is wasted on washing , straightening , curling and styling you .
  2. You irritate and heat up the skin on the neck .
  3. Sometimes , you get in the way . Damn disturbing ! Especially when it gets into your mouth when you are eating .
  4. You tie knots to yourself and consequently tangle up .
  5. You use more shampoo , more conditioner , more hair scrunchies . More MONEY !
  6. You are dangerous . Remember the Genting Spaceshot rumour? It is possible .
  7. You attract weirdos with long hair fetish !!
  8. You are hard to manage !
  9. You shed a LOT . Everywhere ! Especially in Bathrooms till you clog the drains.
  10. You are more prone to split ends .
  11. You are heavy .
Long hair says , " Well , you suck too ... "
  1. You have only limited styles . No pony tail . No braids . No buns .
  2. You don't look sensuous .
  3. You don't reflect light .
  4. You need frequent hair cuts .
  5. You don't smell as good .
  6. You don't have my good sways and moves .
  7. You are less feminine .
Short hair laughs out loud , " Wahahaha ... I'm so much better ! "
  1. I'm easy to manage .
  2. I'm not a pain in the ass . I don't get into mouths .
  3. I save time . I dry faster . I clean faster . No time is wasted on styling .
  4. I keep the neck cool and itch-free .
  5. I save money . Less shampoo , conditioners and moisturisers or wax used .
  6. I don't tangle up as much as you do .
  7. I don't shed and clog up bathroom drains .
  8. I may not be sensous but I'm funky , bubbly and as head-turning . There are heaps of cute hairstyles .
  9. I'm less prone to split ends .
  10. I'm lighter on the head .
And so , Short Hair won the intense battle with more pros and less cons . Whereas long hair lost like how Malaysia lost to Chelsea .

I had my haircut today !!!

Still feel very awkward looking at it . Need more time to get used to it .

My head feels super light now . And it doesn't shed as much as long hair does . ( Yes , its true !! No need to go to Yun Nam Hair Care Centre )

Feel a bit shy to put up the photo . All I can say is , I look ... different .

Something like Cleopatra's hair do . But without the super horizontal fringe .



Plus , want my photo , got to pay !! :P
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Nope , not me . This is my hot sista !
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